The crowd at Barack Obama’s momentous inauguration will include a number of special guests, including the Tuskegee Airmen and the crew of US Airways Flight 1549. Inaugural guests have a checkered history that dates all the way back to Andrew Jackson’s inauguration in 1829, when thousands of guests flooded the White House for a celebration of the populist leader that quickly devolved into a debauched riot. Since then, there have been a number of notable guests at inaugurations, some more welcome than others. Here are a few of our favorites:

1. Dead pigeons

Richard Nixon didn’t want his 1973 inauguration to be marred by a bunch of annoying pigeons. He requested that tree branches along the parade route be treated with a chemical called Roost No More, which would supposedly make the birds’ feet itch so they wouldn’t want to perch above Tricky Dick’s motorcade. The inaugural committee spent $13,000 to comply with this anti-pigeon policy, but Nixon got a bit more than he expected. The pigeons didn’t just sit on the branches, they wolfed down the Roost No More, which proved to be highly toxic to birds. Instead of dealing with the minor hassle of live pigeons roosting in trees, Nixon’s parade was marred by the macabre spectacle of dead and dying pigeons littering the route.

2. A handful of poets

Having a poet read at the inauguration is a relatively new tradition that didn’t begin until John F. Kennedy called on Robert Frost to give a reading at his 1961 inaugural. Although Kennedy initially asked Frost to recite his poem “The Gift Outright,” Frost decided to jazz things up by writing a completely new poem, “Dedication,” for the occasion. Frost’s plans went awry when he got up to read his new work, though. The 87-year-old poet no longer had the greatest eyesight, and the bright sun that morning totally obscured the copy of the poem he was trying to read. Ever quick on his feet, Frost pulled himself together and simply recited “The Gift Outright” from memory.

Despite Frost’s triumphant performance, the tradition of poetry reading didn’t catch on. In fact, Frost’s was the only reading until Bill Clinton pulled on poetic star power in 1993 when he tapped Maya Angelou to read “On the Pulse of Morning,” and in 1997 he honored his roots by asking Arkansas poet Miller Williams to read. (While Williams’ poem was good, more people probably know his famous daughter: Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Lucinda Williams.) The last two inaugurations haven’t included poets, but Elizabeth Alexander will try to reestablish the practice when she reads at Obama’s inauguration.

3. Chuck Norris

George W. Bush’s 2001 inauguration obviously came with some political controversy, but it also had its share of cultural intrigue. Traditional patriotic anthems sung by a choir of Kentucky youths supplanted the poetry reading, but cultural critics seemed more interested in reveling in the relatively low-wattage guests the Bushes rounded up for the event. The New York Times dryly noted that celebs like Chuck Norris and Meatloaf were slotting in where Hollywood’s A-listers had been during the Clinton years. (If the President had needed a roundhouse kick or a melodramatic power ballad, though, he would have been in great shape.) The guest list also included Rick Schroeder, Norm Macdonald and David Spade.

4. Jonathan Lipnicki

Bush’s second inauguration in 2005 wasn’t a complete turnaround, either. While some pundits debated the propriety of throwing an inaugural bash while the country was at war, admirers still flocked to Washington to take part in the hoopla.

Again, though, the celebrities didn’t quite show up en masse. The Creative Coalition’s Inaugural Gala sounds like it would be a star-studded affair, right? That really depends on how highly you rank Jerry Maguire child star Lipnicki, Joe Piscopo, Ernie Hudson, Gary Busey, and Joe Pantoliano on your list of stars.

Bob H