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A recent study finds that drinking 6 cups of coffee a day over 20 years is not harmful, and may in fact, help you live longer.

Top Ten Signs You're Drinking Too Much Coffee


10.) Your blood type has been reclassified as "espresso"

9.) Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog

8.) As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee

7.) Your after-shave? Hazelnut non-dairy creamer

6.) You're tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men's room station

5.) A Starbucks just opened in your basement

4.) Your last words before bypass surgery: "Tell Juan Valdez I love him"

3.) Average 80 blinks per minute

2.) You named your kids "Tall," "Grande," and "Venti"

1.) Unable to sleep, you actually watch "The Late Show"


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